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Grace is busy with her demanding 6th grade schedule and aspirations to be president of our country (or the school, whichever comes first), a non-muggle, and a rodeo queen. Jimmy is busy creating his own linguistic dialect and his own rules, all while navigating 2nd grade. He is also organizing his Pokemon cards. Thanks to the two of them, Sarah and Nate are young at heart and though they may look older, they are well aware there's always Botox.
"My new hobby is attracting boys with all my beauty."
"I'm already famous, I'm on the computer."
"Did the world used to be just black and white?"
"I don't want to be a grown-up if I have to have bills."
"Today he said, 'Hey Baby.' I think he meant the love word."
"Let's talk about ball pythons. Like how it feels when they get wrapped around your shoulders and neck. Feels pretty good!"
"On your selfish days you aren't pretty."
"Ugggh wearing socks is so boring, Mom."
"I am going to be a mad scientist when I grow up."
"It is just so hard to answer questions when you are all sweaty.""Mom, you are becoming a complicated woman."
"So many boys, so hard not to love."
"The Great Defender of Fun isn't here."
Nate: "Technology? What kind of technology are you talking about?" Grace: "Oh y'know, Girl Scout technology, Boy Scout technology, and the technology of Love."
"Y'know when we don't have gym and recess, its pretty gloomy."
"In the name of Rodger, what is going on here?!"
"Marshmallows may be bad for you, but they sure are good on a cold, snowy day."
"Peggle can be your best friend."
"I'm a restless girl, you know."
"I can't do a half-nelson, Daddy."
Nate: Who's the Sweetie - you or Buv?" Grace: "No silly, the Sweeties are all the human boys out there!"
"Don't worry Mom, everything is better in California."
"You know girls are emotional."
"I look just like a boy, except for my tattoo."
"Mommy, I have a hole in my mouth."
"Jimmy, you sure do have a big brain."
"I don't understand anything but Chicken Dumplings."
"Where is Tokyo? Is it in Pennsylvania?"
"He walked so fast - like a man going to high school."
"Who is the Queen of Shebis?"
"I'm just so sad whenever my ancestors die."
While contemplating our move to San Diego, "What language do they speak there?"
To me when she asked me to snuggle with her, "Please don't bump me off the bed because you are fatter than me and I am skinnier." I reply, "Grace I"m not fatter, I'm just bigger than you." She says, "Oh, I didn't know."
"I guess First Grade isn't so bad afterall..."
"Dad for Family Home Evening, instead of doing that Plan of Salvation thing, let's go to Pizza Hut instead."
"Please bless Mom that she won't be crazy..."
"Can we catch an armadillo some day?"
"Sometimes when my tummy hurts, junk food makes it feel better."
"Mom, please don't give me any consequences. I don't need any this time."
"Some air keeps coming out of my bottom."
To the babysitter: "I think we've been patient with each other long enough now."
"Mom, I think some fairy-dust just came out of my bottom. Wanna see? It must be magic!"
"Dad is the funniest Dad I ever had."
"Where did Jonah serve his mission? Was it Nevada?
"Yes Jimmy, you are the wildest boy in all of the Americas and ancient Egypt.""Jimmy! You found your favorite numchucks!"
"Mom, when I am kissed by a boy, I am filled with delight and love."
"Mom, someday I hope to jump out of my skin." Can you tell she's been reading a little too much Calvin & Hobbes?
"James, one day Santa will be a person to you too."
"Mmmm, this snow tastes just like sugar. That's what December snow is made of!"
While opening a package sent from Grandma Geny Grace said, "What could it glory, glory be?!"
"Mom, pretty soon is it going to be Later?"
"Daddy if I were you, I'd be a girl."
While playing "I Spy" looking for something made of wood:
Me: "Is it a tree?"
Grace: "No, Silly! Trees aren't made of wood! They're made of paper!"
"Mommy, did you make it rain?" (I had no idea of the power she must think I possess!)
Grace: "When can we watch a show?"
Me: "Pretty Soon"
Grace: "I hope pretty soon its Pretty Soon."
"I know about Cheetos, Dad."
Grace: "My finger is bleeding again, very much!"
Nate: "Honey, it's not bleeding. There's no blood."
Grace: "Yes it is! This time it's bleeding without the blood!"
While seeing pictures from Nate's trip to DC, specifically Arlington National Cemetary:
Grace: "Daddy where are the pictures of the dead people?"
Nate: "Well, here's a picture of the grave stones."
Grace: "Yeah, I know. Where are the pictures of the dead people? Can't you just go and get them out? Just so you can check on them, then you can put them back."
Nate: "Ah, no."
During Sacrament Meeting to Jimmy (who was really not being reverent): "Buv (her pet name for him), you really need to start to learn how to be a gentleman."
One night while curling up with me to read a story, Grace rests against my shin, "Ouch! I think I just got stung by your leg!" (okay, so it had been awhile since my leg had seen a razor, but no fear all is well now)
Listenting to radio on the way to school the other day:
DJ: "How stupid can he be?"
Grace: Did he just say "stupid?"
Mom: "well, yeah, he did"
Grace: "Well, Mom, we just have to remember that he is a child of God."
"Mama, what do you want to be when you grow up a little more? I mean do you want to be a ballerina or a Native American?"
Friend: "What does your Daddy do? "
G: "Oh, he just takes bones out of people's heads with a tweezer." (not too far from the truth!)
5 comments:
To bad he's not in Chicago right now. There was a 50lb cake in the shape of the Stanley Cup. He could have done some damage to it! Plenty to go around though.
really? did he eat all that?
Most of it was cut and served to others, but he did manage to get quite a bit himself!
my kind of kid! i love the picture of you pointing at the cake.
Shades of Chicago..where your have a formal Kindergarten Graduation with lots of food and special cake; then Grammar School Graduation with lots of food and really special cake..and you could invite who you wanted to.. parents could not invite any friend either. Everyone at that point knew nothing could be better..as girls barely existed except to be a problem (Later High School would be very differant.) Robin wanted just the boys as they would play games, laugh at their funny, sometimes dumb jokes girls would never grasp, etc..and then High School Graduation. When you went to college..it all depended on that school.
For Grammar School Grad, Robin told me the food he wanted..(lots of fried chicken and ribs and Mom, your potatoe salad would be all we need then..but MOM's always add extra..) so he ENDURED some veggies AND A HUGE CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH JUST HIS NAME AND YEAR WRITTEN ON TOP AS HE RREQUESTED. They ate so much food they could not do the dessert thing and headed out to back yard again for more rough and tumble games plus any weird joke they could think of. Tinker had other ideas..I decided to go out to check on the boys..see if they wanted lemonade out there..were they ready for the cake too???.. and as I went thru dining room, Tinker was on table..no food touched but he had just finished licking all the choclate off one half as if he was using a ruler to tell just how even to make the swipes; I screamed, he jumped down and disppeared..Jim came running and after laughing at the "smart dog with choice appetite.." (I was ticked.)
Then I really noticed. One half the cake was totally perfect. I cut and served that to the boys..they thought the cake better as "Tinker had tasted and made valid point how great it was." Later they found Tinker, had him in the back yard and kept rubbing his back and saying great dog, great dog, etc.
Gosh that was a little time ago.
But Jimmy brought a special memory to my mind. By-the-sea-by-the-special-sea-side-in Low-Country-with love and hugs..MOM/GG/geny
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